well as u concluded a man grinds in bowling shoes, on a car hood

Dr. Awesome,

Can a man wear crocs or clogs?

Julius Benedict, Los Angeles, CA

Julius,

I'm assuming you mean crocs the rubber shoes, not crocs as in boots made from crocodile skins. There is no question a man can wear croc boots. Now obviously you know a man cannot wear crocs, based on your comment about Rascal FlatTs probably wearing them. I commend you for that. But I see that I need to give a little guidance to other men who are croc-tempted. That is why I am here, to sprinkle a little awesomeness on men everywhere. So let's talk crocs.

I'm sure that these crocs must be really comfortable, as there are tons 8th grade girls walking around in them in middle schools across America. That should be your first warning right there...no man should have anything to do with 8th grade girl fashion. A second warning, just because something is comfortable doesn't mean that it is acceptable for men to wear. Mrs. Awesome thinks there is nothing more comfortable than a fun little summer dress on a warm day, but that doesn't mean Dr. Awesome wants to go raid her closet when the temperatures start to rise. Comfort and functionality matter, but they don't trump self-respect.

Regarding the shoes themselves, crocs are made of rubber. Men should not wear anything on their feet that is not made of leather, blue suede, have cleats on them, or are steel toed. Maybe the occasional flip flop if you don't have hairy gorilla feet and you don't anticipate having to do roundhouse kicks that day (the shoes keep flying off, believe me, I've tried). Suppose you are taking a relaxing stroll in your crocs on your way back from instructing your lion taming class down at the local YMCA. Suddenly you come upon a burning building, and an old woman crying for help. Can you go rescue her? No, your crocs would melt to your skin, and you both would die. A man's shoes should not be able to be destroyed by a pair of Saf-T-scissors or a Chihuahua....

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